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Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT)

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This is a story about absolute c**ts...

DVT Leg

Those are my legs. The leg on the left has deep vein thrombosis (DVT). I think this photo is a far better illustrative image than the photo which is featured on the Wikipedia article about DVT.

The cause of DVT is well understood: a blood clot caused by restricted circulation. Again, you just have to read the Wikipedia article and you can understand it very easily.

In fact, you don't even need to read the Wikipedia article. You can just ask me, because I've had DVT. The answer to "what happened to your leg?" is a really simple one: "I got DVT".

Asking the question "why did you get DVT?" also has a really simple answer: "the circulation in my leg was restricted".

Can you see where this is going? It's not rocket science.

Asking the question "why was the circulation in your leg restricted?" yet again has a really simple answer: "I sat on my leg".

By now if you're asking "why did you sit on your leg?" you're quite obviously a complete and utter c**t. Why don't you fuck off and die.

People sit on their leg all the time, and people get DVT all the time, so why don't you fuck off and die you utter c**t.

Asking all these questions ONCE is OK, except for the "why did you sit on your leg?" one, which is just a total c**tish question to ask, unless you're some sort of freak who never once in your entire life sat on your leg. There's even a very common phrase in regular use: "dead leg". If we bothered to invent the term "dead leg" then it must be because it's a super common thing to do.

To ask the c**tish questions must mean you're a c**t.

THEN TO KEEP ASKING THE C**TISH QUESTIONS MUST MEAN YOU'RE A COMPLETE AND UTTER TOTAL C**T OF THE VERY HIGHEST MAGNITUDE.

I was asked the same question, again and again and again and again and again. Unsurprisingly, the answer was always the same, because THAT IS THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION.

Anybody who keeps asking the same question again and again and again is obviously a complete and utter C**T.

IT IS A SIMPLE ANSWER.

I EXPLAINED THE ANSWER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN using simple language that a developmentally retarded partially lobotomised chimpanzee would be able to easily understand. So why keep asking the same question again and again? Easy: because YOU'RE A COMPLETE AND UTTER CUNT.

Here's the Wikipedia article, which is worth a look just to compare the photo of my leg above with the pathetic example on the Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_vein_thrombosis

Anyway, I've had enough. You can ask me the same question a million times, and I'll patiently explain the answer for the millionth time, but the 1,000,001st time you ask the question, you're fucking dumped, I'll block your phone number, I'll block your email address and I'll completely cut you out of my life, because I've got no more time or energy for horrible c**ts like that.

If you're hoping to get a different answer, you're a total fucking c**t. There's only one answer: the full and completely exhaustive truthful answer, and if it's not the one you want, you can fuck off and die. You're an absolute c**t for wanting an answer that's not the truth.

Here's all the evidence. There's the damn photo of my damn leg with the damn DVT. It's that fucking simple.

Goodbye and good riddance you c**t.

 

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